Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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