I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
