I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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