they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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