Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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