There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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