that's an acceptable place to lick
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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