So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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