with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
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Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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