the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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