two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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