I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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