this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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