You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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