Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Randomize
