My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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