We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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