I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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