HIV tests are more positive than that guy
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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