What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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