ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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