Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Randomize
