the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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