SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize