He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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