do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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