wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.