I cockslap morals
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that