No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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