So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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