Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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