all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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