She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
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