you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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