And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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