I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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