the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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