So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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