You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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