Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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