I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
i think im in europe. pls send help
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Why did my mother make you get naked?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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