so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place