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• (518): View more from New York

  Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'

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• (925): View more from California

  We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  how drunk are you?

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  What does that even mean anymore?

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....

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  The baked potato bra?

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.

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  this is the most serious roommate agreement ever

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.

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• (760): View more from California

  Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?

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