New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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