Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i need an iv and a liver transplant
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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