dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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