took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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