You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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