Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
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So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
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Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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