question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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