Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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