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i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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