i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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