Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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