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(541): View more from Oregon

Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!

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(207): View more from Maine

Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.

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(226): View more from Ontario

wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.

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(360): View more from Washington

You fed me pizza off a sword last night.

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(713): View more from Texas

She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.

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(520): View more from Arizona

What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.

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