Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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