Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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